• The Jonas Brothers will take to the ice–sort of–when they help figure skating great Kristi Yamaguchi at her annual charity event October 12 in Phoenix.  I’m sure they’ll get a warm reception–I just hope it’s not too warm…
  • A pair of paparazzi trying to get pics of Britney Spears near her Studio City home Monday afternoon were arrested–for loitering on city-owned property.  I’m sure those officers realize that these guys have a job to do–I just think the cops would prefer they do it trying to make babies laugh at Sears…
  • Dark Knight star Christian Bale has denied allegations of assault made by his mother and sister in a statement made by his attorney after Bale was questioned by London police and then released without being charged.  Maybe this is just a big misunderstanding–like they got mad because they think he’s deliberately not letting them get an autograph from Heath Ledger…
  • The All-Star Game helped Fox win the TV ratings battle, as the game’s first 9 innings was the most-watched show last week.   Of course, by the time the game actually ended, they were competing with a Billy Mays infomercial…
  • The Hollywood Walk Of Fame is apparently in need of some serious TLC–the Chamber Of Commerce is trying to raise $4.2 million to repair and restore about a third of the Walk’s 2,365 total plaques.  Raising money for damaged stars–sounds like a Lindsay Lohan benefit…
  • A Long Island resident claims that Saturday Night Live creator Lorne Michaels has stolen his ideas and used them in the show, insisting that Michaels "somehow" tapped into his private conversations.  Considering that this guy has also been charged with stalking Michaels, his wack job credentials are definitely confirmed…
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