Archive for the “What's So Funny About The News?” Category

It’s a slightly less than serious look at the latest news, whether it’s the latest report on the aphrodisiac-like qualities of the lima bean or how completely unaware Britney Spears was of being completely inappropriate.

 It’s official–I’m back on the air on 93Q on Sunday morning (June 14) at 10AM Eastern time, and I must say I could not be happier about it!  I waxed about this at some length in my last post, but it has been far too long away from the mic and the music and the whole feel of the studio for me.  I am actually feeling a little nervous about it–which has not happened in a long time.

I hope you’ll tune in and see how many mistakes I’ll make (probably a few).  You can listen online at 93q.com as well. Just click here to go to the streaming link.

I’ll have a Facebook fan page up and running by then and will post a link to it once its set (I’m waiting until midnight when I can choose my own username!).  Then you can keep track of everything going on–just the thing for a glutton for punishment.  I hope you’ll join me.  I’m so excited!!

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  • Consumer spending was down sharply in October, which in turn forced retail sales down by a record level.  Of course, they could all be saving up for a big holiday buying frenzy–at least that’s what those retail executives believe, along with how their trophy wives will still love them even without all the money…
  • President-elect Barack Obama’s transistion office reports that he will meet with Senator John McCain on Monday, with plans for the two to move beyond campaign rhetoric to find some common ground to work together in the future.  As a concilliatory gesture, Obama has offered to help McCain find a new MedicareW prescription plan…
  • Hillary Clinton, reacting to news she may have the power to declare Bill Clinton "persona non grata" and have him deported to Antarctica...Speaking of meetings with the president-elect, Hillary Clinton huddled with Obama yesterday amid rumors that she is a short-list choice for secretary of state.  Earlier front-runners for the job, like Senator John KerryW, are likely perturbed by this development–the fact is, Hillary’s not only a whole lot more popular, she’s a whole lot more frightening…
  • Auto makers are busily looking for support on Capitol Hill for a $25 billion loan package, on the heels of Democratic congressional support for a plan to keep Amercan car manufacturers from the deep hole they seem to be digging for themselves.  I’d think this would be an ideal time to get some real fuel economy concessions from them–like requiring all their SUV’s to be able to travel a significant distance after filling up, or at least to the next gas station…
  • An east Congo native, desperately hoping he can fool the soldier into thinking his sack of flour is really a cleverly-shaped boom box...The UN is deep inside east Congo, beginning its first large-scale food distribution since fighting between the army and troops loyal to rebel leader Laurent NkundaW have cut residents off from their own crops in this rich agricultural area.  People risking their lives so others can eat–it’s just that kind of publicity-grabbing stunt those UN stooges are famous for…
  • Earth is now in possession of the first photos of 4 planets outside our solar system, trillions of miles away from us and none that could be remotely considered habitable–but the thinking is, from one of the researchers, that it’s only a matter of time before, "we get a dot that’s blue and Earthlike".  When we do, is there any chance at all that we can send Andy DickW, Geraldo RiveraW, and Amy WinehouseW’s drug dealer there?
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  • President-elect Barack Obama will make his first-ever visit to the White House today when he meets privately with President Bush for the traditional first visit between America’s leader and his predecessor.  Security will be particularly tight for the visit, as unconfirmed reports suggest Bush may try to escape and leave Obama in charge…
  • One of the things the pair will certainly discuss is the nation’s economic woes, which today includes news of electronics giant Circuit City’s bankruptcy filing and the report of a record aid package to AIG–who already had received $80 million in federal loans.  Obama may use the opportunity to press for an additional stimulus package, which Bush may agree to–just as long as it doesn’t mess with Cheney’s golden parachute package…
  • The newly-revised US-Iraq security pact no longer contains language that authorizes a request for US troops to stay beyond 2011, as well as additionally instituting a ban on cross-border attacks from their soil.  My only question–how long will it take for another revision, begging us to stay until 2011…
  • Markets in Asia soared in response to the news that China has implemented its own ambitious stiumulus package, boosting government spending on roads and other infrastructure, tax incentives for exporters, more aid for farmers and the poor, as well as greater investments in health and education, environmental protection and high technology.  Premier Wen JiabaoW said that their actions, "are not only the needs of the development of ourselves, but also our biggest contribution to the world"–in other words, "maybe you won’t notice us taking Taiwan back"…
  • A new study suggests that some headphones, like the earbuds so popular with iPod and other music player users, can interfere with heart pacemakers or implanted defibrulators if placed very close to them–like in a shirt pocket.  Researchers caution that the danger is only from the powerful magnetic substance inside the headphones–a Nano in your pocket doesn’t mean you’re really glad to see the Maker…
  • The latest update on the census of life under the sea, being compiled by over 2,000 scientists from 82 nations, has included a number of exciting discoveries–both of new varieties of sea life, as well as previously-unknown enviromments for some species.  The photo is of a variety of male sea spider that is very possibly a newly discovered creature–and one that has absolutely no chance of landing on your face in the middle of the night…
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