Posts Tagged “Angelina Jolie”
- Matchbox 20 has backed out of a music festival performace at the legendary Cheyenne Frontier Days rodeo over claims of animal cruelty and abuse. When it comes to rodeos, cruelty and abuse are everywhere–just watch a couple go-rounds of bull riding…
- Kevin Federline’s attorney has taken exception to reports about the frivolous way his client spends money and dispenses gratuities, saying a false picture of K-Fed is being painted in the "court of public opinion". I’m guessing the only picture not being painted is of what he’s not getting with all those big tips…
- Paula Abdul refuses to let go of her wish to be on Dancing With The Stars and plans to talk with producers of that show and American Idol to make it happen. There are understandable concerns about letting someone with Paula’s credentials into a dance competition–like her jumping all the male contestants…
- The Wall Street Journal reports that Katie Couric will likely make an early exit from the anchor post at CBS News–maybe as soon as the presidential inauguration in January. She’s made a big impact on the network–just not the one any of them imagined…
- Angelina Jolie has confirmed to People magazine that she is pregnant, saying she "felt kicking suddenly" while involved in lobbying for Iraqi children in Washington. My guess is the kicking was coming from Jennifer Aniston…
- Lindsay Lohan has reportedly agreed to do a full-frontal nude scene for an upcoming movie. After her recent Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, that would be like agreeing to appear on-camera…
Tags: American Idol, Angelina Jolie, CBS, Dancing With The Stars, Katie Couric, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Matchbox 20, Paula Abdul
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- Mariah Carey’s latest hit Touch My Body looks destined for #1 on Billboard’s Hot 100, which will give her 18–one more than Elvis Presley and the most of any solo artist in history. I hope this doesn’t mean she has to wear ugly jumpsuits and eat weird food…
- The recent #1 success of Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love was great news for composers Jessie McCartney and OneRepublic’s Ryan Tedder, who have yet to hit the top spots as singers. Ryan’s bands’ Apologize hit #2 before peaking, but spent an amazing 25 weeks in the Top Ten–the longest since 199’s Santana/Rob Thomas duet Smooth…
- Miley Cyrus, who won a pair of Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice awards Saturday night, told a radio interview that the rumors of her looking for love on the web are untrue, adding, "I’m not that desperate yet!". Besides, t here just aren’t that many cute guys in mullets anymore…
- Madonna said in an interview that rumors about trouble in her marriage to director Guy Ritchie are "ridiculous" but admitted that being married is "not easy" and requires a lot of compromising, adding, "We still have to take turns". Gross–at what?
- Some Internet gossip claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a New Orleans ceremoney on Saturday, which is questionable since sources claim they weren’t even there over the weekend. Of course, who’s to say both sources aren’t the same tabloid?
- Hindu leaders in the US are unhappy with the upcoming Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, who say the flim’s depiction of a spiritual leader played by Myers makes fun of their religion. They should just feel fortunate that he didn’t decide to make the character Fat Bastard’s twin brother…
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Billboard Hot 100, Brad Pitt, Elvis, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Mike Myers, Miley Cyrus, New Orleans, OneRepublic, Touch My Body
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- The White House wants Congress to exempt Libya from a law that allows terrorism victims to seize US assets of governments responsible for the attacks. The administration doesn’t want to discourage them from helping us fight terrorism, since Muammar Gaddafi is just the kind of ally the victims of Pan Am flight 103 would want…
- Hillary Clinton said yesterday that she would have left the church that Barack Obama attends if her minister had spoken about America the way Obama’s has. The truth is that Hillary would have left because Bill would probably hit on everyone in the choir…
- Trustees for the Social Security and Medicare funds again warned that both will soon be wiped out without Congressional action. The White House responded by authorizing the bailout of investment firm Bear Stearns, believing that making sure wealthy investors that way will probably keep them off Social Security and Medicare…
- Census officials say problems with their new high-tech approach to the 2010 count could add as much as $2 billion to the cost. They feel once they get every American tattooed with a barcode, the process will go much more smoothly…
- China’s ongoing crackdown in Tibet has led French president Nicolas Sarkozy to suggest a boycott of at least the opening ceremony at the Beijing Olympics this summer. He’s just looking for an excuse to wimp out because the Olympics doesn’t have events he likes–you know, snottiness and snail-eating…
- Genealogists say that Barack Obama is a distant cousin to six US presidents including President Bush, while Hillary Clinton’s far-removed relations include Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Celine Dion. I guess that settles it–Hillary should drop out of the race and either adopt some kids, record an album, or perform in Vegas…
Tags: 2008 Summer Olympics, Angelina Jolie, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Celine Dion, Census, China, Congress, Hillary Clinton, Madonna, Nicolas Sarkozy, President Bush, Social Security, Tibet, White House
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- Amy Winehouse and Kanye West were the big winners at last night’s Grammy Awards, with Amy winning five of the six categories where she was nominated and Kayne picking up 4–although he again lost out on winning Best New Album. I just hope he didn’t try and fight Herbie Hancock for it…
- Fergie is aplogizing all over herself for a statement she made in a magazine interview when she said, "I’m the people’s artist–the same way Diana was the people’s princess". She says her New Year’s resolution is to "not treat interviews as therapy sessions"…
- Producer-extraordinare Timbaland says he is working on the world’s first album just for cell phone users. I image it’ll have titles like I Burned My Plan Minutes, Hot Pix Text, and Where’s My 3G?
- Rolling Stone’s latest issue features Britney Spears on the cover and a story about how her breakup with Justin Timberlake in 2002 set her on the downward spiral her life has been in ever since. True or not, does JT’s ego need any more stroking?
- Insider host Pat O’Brien is back in rehab, his second visit since 2005 when he entered for alcohol problems. No one is saying what the reason is this time–although it has to be an overdose of tabloid journalism…
- Brad Pitt reportedly had harsh words for a tabloid magazine that claimed he and Angelina Jolie increased security due to death threats that their daughter Shiloh had received. I can’t blame him–only real celebrities like him get death threats…
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Fergie, Grammy Awards, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Rolling Stone, Timbaland
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