Posts Tagged “Michael Phelps”

  • Poor Diddy–gas prices are so high that even he can’t fill up–his private jet that is, which he says he now runs him a quarter-million dollars for a coast-to-coast round trip.  It has forced him to do the unthinkable–fly coach.  He gives a somewhat humorous report on his dilemma on his YouTube video blog:
  • People magazine is reporting that Jonas Brother Joe and Taylor Swift are indeed a couple, which explains why they each keep showing up at the other’s concerts.  The pair continue to insist they’re just friends–which actually only works the first hundred times you’re seen together…
  • Michael Phelps-click to enlargeIt’s a new season of Saturday Night Live, kicking off September 13 with a very special premiere guest host that’s familiar to anyone who watched NBC’s most popular reality show this summer–Mr. Beijing Olympics himself, Michael Phelps.  The Peacock Network says Phelps will be "making his acting debut"–which means that he’ll come out in his trunks and cast members Amy Poehler and Kristin Wiig will fight over which one gets to take them off…
  • Plain White T’s and All-American Rejects are among the musicians invited by Denny’s Restaurants to help create a new late-night "Rockstar Menu", with both bands contributing a unique menu item available between 10PM and 5AM.  The angle is that bands on the road are particularly qualified to understand the need for a great late-night meal–which, in Denny’s case, only happens when you’re utterly blitzed beyond belief…
  • One Day At A Time cast--McKenzie Phillips, Bonnie Franklin, Valerie BertinelliFormer One Day At A Time star McKenzie Phillips, whose tenure on the 70’s/80’s hit sitcom was affected by drug abuse, was arrested Wednesday at LA International Airport for–you guessed it–suspicion of drug possession.  Maybe co-star Valerie Bertinelli will bail her out–as long as Phillips goes into rehab and joins Jenny Craig
  • An opera based on the 1986 film The Fly–where a scientist played by Jeff Goldblum experiments on himself and turns into a giant insect–will open in LA soon, and star Daniel Okulitch said at a press conference that he hopes this will win over new opera fans and help them, "not feel as intimidated".  Oh, you mean about watching a bunch of egotistical maniacs sing to one another while one of them turns into an enormous bug?
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  • Tropical Storm FayResidents and tourists in Key West are making preparations to evacuate as Tropical Storm Fay heads for the Florida coast, with expectations it will reach there by Monday night and reach wind speeds sufficient for a Category 1 hurricane, the region’s first since Wilma struck in 2005.  I guess you could call it the calm before the storm…
  • After signing a cease-fire agreement with Georgia, Russian officials say they will withdraw troops from there beginning Monday–only how fast and how many is uncertain.  Anyone who was around for the Cuban missle crisis might find all this oddly familiar–except for where we practiced hiding under our desk in Mrs. Johnson’s class…
  • Lawyers dance to celebrate President Pervez Musharraf's resignation in Karachi August 18, 2008Pakastani president and US ally Pervez Musharraf announced his resignation Monday, saying he wanted to spare his nation from an impeachment battle and that his actions had been "for the people and for the country".  Considering  the fact that he was in fact being impeached, that he had grown even more unpopular after the assassination of popular opposition leader Benazir Bhutto, and the celebrating in the streets over Musharraf’s announcement (see left), there may be just a few people who disagree… 
  • Michael Phelps indelibly etched his name into sports history Saturday when he won his decisive eighth Olympic gold medal at the 2008 Summer Games along with his 4X100 individual medly relay team, finally passing Mark Spitz to become the all-time winningest althlete of the Olympic Movement.  Phelps will return home to Baltimore to take some time away from competition–he could hire himself out to help fish swim better…
  • California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had surgery on his right knee Sunday after injuring it while exercising about two weeks ago.  I understand he actually participated in the procedure–he showed them just where to solder and everything…
  • The leader of a Hawaiian pro-sovereignty group that broke into a historic palace Friday night and planned to chain himself to the throne ran into a problem–he had never been there before and had no idea where the throne was.   Unfortunately, asking guards for directions didn’t go as well as he’d hoped…
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